destitutedandy:

Guys guys guys we really need to make this one thing clear

(via omgthatdress)

breakingbadamc:

He who knocks.

thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."

(Source: omg-humor, via unclefather)

victran:

Gandhi straight murkin’ 

(Source: gotitforcheap, via eristocrats)

#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.

(Source: volatilefortune, via k3llyb3an)

faithandfury:

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

Accurate

(via awakening-self)